The bar erupted in cheers and the steady percussion of high fives when the first overall pick was awarded.
Colemayo leaned back in his stool.
"They'll probably just draft another bust," he said, as the sportscaster with the novelty ties interviewed the GM on the flat screen above Welch's popcorn machine.
Roth felt like slapping Colemayo.
"Mayo, you come ou…
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