The knife slipped into the flesh and as the white skin peeled back Aggie got struck with a great idea.
First, she waited for blood, and blood didn’t come.
She had gotten all callus on her thumb.
The table was littered with moldy slices of grape tomato.
She had gotten the produce super cheap because...well, she realized because it was all moldy.
But Aggie hat…
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