I woke up two hours before my alarm. Usually I just go back to sleep.
Today I couldn’t.
Erno’s dog died.
That didn’t wake me, but he called me when I shouldn’t have been awake.
Some chemical truck was in the alley behind the house. Guy was fiddling with some valve.
Erno caught it on his doorbell camera.
I don’t have one of those. I don’t wanna know what goes on outside.
Guy leaked some shit out of the truck, Erno says. It seeped under the fence.
Bill, his dog, licked it.
It was a cool dog.
Erno wants me to shoot the truck driver.
That’s not
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