When the news reporter stuck the microphone in his face and asked him where it started, Raymont Toller opened his mouth real wide to answer honestly.
When he watched it back online, he thought what could have been the smartest, best moment of his life made him look stupid. And it probably wasn’t gonna be even close to the best moment of his life.
Jaw hanging, yellow teeth, hole in his face big enough for a squirrel to climb in.
“What made you want to be a neighborhood superhero?”
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