Brooms and Streetlights
Samenesses
Mrs. Sandstrom swept up the glass in her bathrobe and sandals.
Reilly Czabbo thought if she swept too hard broken glass could hit her in the toe, cut her, start a whole new thing.
He let the curtain across the bathroom window flop back into place and felt like he should hurry, get off the can, go help the old bat.
She was a nice old bat.
Put one peanut butter cup next to everyone’s door on Halloween, and a small bunny on Easter.
Traetz shot out the streetlight because Donnie Worlin’s dog wouldn’t stop barking.
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