Mrs. Nieman lowered her car window and lectured Bake and Animal on the dangers of bumper hitching on icy streets.
Of course, she called them Brian and Adrian, which just made them tune her out quicker.
The brothers half-ass pretended to get interested in throwing snowballs at each other, let a few cars pass because Mrs. Nieman was still at the stop sign …
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