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A "Make Us Laugh & Cry In Under 400 Words" Contest Entry

“Marge! It’s not like you to miss work! It was one of the best Anal Retentive Fridays the production team at Soup Spoons R Us ever had. Except when Raymond had to be rushed to the hospital because his Windsor knot was so tight it ruptured his larynx.”

Marge just nodded weakly at Madge, walked past Midge, and sat down at her cubicle.

Don, who wasn’t offici…