The channels flipped by, Paco getting tired of having no good sports on during the pandemic.
Cordell was in the kitchen, tapping away at his laptop.
“The hell you working on?” Paco asked.
“Dating profile. They match you based on thirty-three categories. It’s complicated.’
“Get a dog,” Paco said.
“Shutup.”
“I’m serious,” Paco insisted. “You know you’re a match for a dog in four important categories. All humans and dogs have them in common.”
Cordell stood, annoyed.
“Yeah, what are they?”
Paco gave Cordell his serious look.
“Dogs and humans both like walks, playing catch, naps, and peanut butter.”
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True.
Karen freaked out about the mention of peanut butter and wants to talk to the manager, because, ya know...