The foreman, following company tradition, passed out checks on Friday. “Mackenzie!” Mackenzie grabbed his check.
“Dalyrimple!”
Dalyrimple barked, “I told you, I hate my name, call me Mike!”
The foreman shrugged. “There are three Mikes in the shop, Dalyrimple. Gotta use last names.”
Bokemczik called out, “Hey Dalyrimple, if you hate your name so much, why do…
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