I caught a fish in a puddle once.
Flyker Lake flooded over Sashabaw, and when it receded I was walking to fish and caught a damn perch right across the double yellow line.
I ate it .
Sarah Gale told me I was sadistic.
Taught me a new word.
But she wrote that word in the ladies room at the Gertman Community Center.
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