Eight Days a Week
Show You Care: Consecutive Substack Story 1146
Ronny Battel was ice fishing while Danny Reggert was ice drinking. Danny had to come to Ronny’s shanty because Danny’s wife only gave him a free pass to drink one day a week and Danny had already used two of them.
“Let me ask you a question,” Danny asked, left side of his lip still hugging the bottle of honey and almond whiskey he just swigged.
“You can just ask a question, Danyeurism, you don’t have to ask if you can ask it.”
“I hate that nickname.”
“Quit drinking for three months and I’ll ask everyone to just call you Danny.”
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