The smoke fluttered to the ground, still lit, two, maybe three drags pulled from it.
Albans thought that was the best way to cut back on smoking, and it made Corey Pesk wanna eat watermelon– rind first.
“That’s such a waste of money, Albans.”
Albans puffed his chest and said “my health is worth the cost,” like he had invented righteousness.
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