Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal

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He was Jesus on Good Friday, with a wig, in a robe, carrying a cross up and down Catalpa between Onyx and Branch.

One Christmas Eve, he was an adult Jesus with a live donkey, which was really kinda trippy.

The rest of the time he was just a short haired, chubby man in street clothes, with various painted signs proclaiming his faith and what he felt humanity ought to do.

Read the Bible

Pray the Rosary

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Rickie Keller often thought “take an art class” because the guy’s signs were so poorly painted.

People called him Preacher Ed, but Maggie at Ketchum Donuts said she went to grade school with him in Brownstown and his name was Tommy Miller.

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