Fallen Knights
Control: Consecutive Substack Story 1171
D is for Dick.
The Alphabet Knight couldn’t keep his in his pants or off other people’s phone screens.
C is for Chad Raithleigh.
Chad Raithleigh played The Alphabet Knight until his sex scandal ended that. Yesterday.
I got notified this morning that the entire show is canceled, that the Bridgefuss Family Foundation has pulled the plug completely on Cooperation Castle.
I’m unemployed. I’m screwed, because now they’ll never show reruns to earn me any residuals.
My name is Ryan Ottsberg. I play the Gormworm, the embodiment of evil.
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