Morley brought home a full six pack and half a pizza.
Jeanine was humming an old Blondie song she couldn’t remember the name of and masturbating when Morley walked in.
She looked at him with one eye, stopped humming, because she was embarrassed of it, but kept masturbating.
Morley wanted to brag that he made it the whole three blocks home from Liquor Carousel Lotto Paradise without slamming one of the beers, but he felt guilty about eating half the pizza.
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