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She used her middle name on FlashHook, and let her hair obscure her face on the profile.
The dating app stressed honesty in their marketing materials, a stance that was incessantly lampooned on the socials.
She typed 5’0” Flatulent Pisces, as unruly as her ocean of curly hair.
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