Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal

Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal

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Before my parents met my dad got an Orange Crush bottle autographed by Al Pacino in a rest stop men’s room in Dublin, Ohio. It’s his favorite thing on earth.

He’ll tell ya the the whole story, how he was afraid Al Pacino was gonna get away from him so he walked right into the stall and handed Al Pacino the Orange Crush bottle and one of those markers that smelled like the fruit they were the color of, the ones they discontinued because they smelled so good kids were giving themselves brain damage sniffing them constantly.

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