The safari hat was on the front seat of the van.
Tyler McNulty knew he’d never wear it again.
Never wanted it in the first place, but Jerrald Wykins gave it to him, and Wykins had two Oscars on his mantle.
Not that it was Wykins’ fault.
Roscoe wasn’t anyone’s fault.
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