Quickies in the walk-in at Pastapalooza morphed into dating. The second date, Carrie found herself waiting in line at the mall for Ephraim to get a bottle of hot sauce signed by celebrity chef Basil Braunstein.
They sweated as the line crawled, and Carrie’s patience waned.
Realizing they would be waiting for another hour, she yanked Ephraim out of line a…
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