Read that title in Jean-Luc Picard’s voice. Better?
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They tell me Android apps are coming soon but I’ve been dreaming about Androids ever since Sean Young in Blade Runner, so I’m not clutching my termination date.
Cheers,
Jimmy
I'm sorry, Captain. I can't do that.