The server set the thick slice of cheesecake down, saying, “Happy Anniversary, you two.”
He paused and said, “How’d you guys meet?”
Paul looked at Nancy with “permission” eyes.
She decided to beat him to it.
“We had sex in a corn maze,” she said.
The server smiled widely but bit his lip.
“I’m sorry, I asked, “How’d you meet?”
Nancy nodded.
“We were at the sam…
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