Friedrich Berrien has a few problems.
Friedrich Berrien’s dog grooming business is failing.
Friedrich Berrien pronounces the first syllable of his name to rhyme with bride, which isn’t as much of a problem as it is an annoyance.
He almost had a bride once. He had a church and a hall and conjoined twin cousins for groomsmen, but his potential bride left him standing there when she found out about one of Friedrich’s problems.
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