I was told once that it was possible to trade a nosebleed for silence.
I was too young to understand, but not by much.
My mom gave me a knife, just in case.
Just in case.
The knife said “porcupine” on it, and I was just young enough to think the knife was just in case I saw a porcupine.
I had never seen a porcupine, but it seem…
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