John, Paul, George and Denny
That's Not Teen Spirit
Through the miracle of DVR, Denny Hatchman rewound and watched the news report while standing on an egg roll his kitten had dragged from the sink.
Denny didn’t remember grabbing egg rolls on the way home last night, nor storing them in the sink. But his right foot felt oddly soft and comfy as anchor Kyra Dunfeldt said the magic words:
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