Kelly called her mom.
“Mom, I need to tell you something; you’re going to be upset. I want you to know everyone’s fine…but…”
“But what?” Kelly’s mom said, panicking.
“We slept late after the trip. Dennis gets his own breakfast almost always anyway. Ya know that little blue alien cereal mascot he likes so much?”
“He didn’t choke on a toy, did he?” Kelly’s m…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.