The chair creaked, sounded like the leg might snap off.
Bob Wairdman leaned forward, all four legs of the chair flat on the ground, deleted three more emails.
Car Insurance.
Dating app.
Dating app.
Went to delete another, some sweepstakes scam.
Wait.
Not money.
Concert tickets.
Maybe he could meet someone cool at a concert.
Clicked.
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