Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal

Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal

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My name is Grape Salters. I’m guessin’ you’re sayin’ to yourself: Did I read that right?

Yeah, my momma was a hippie that lived in a commune and all the babies were named after fruits and flowers and stuff. Coulda been worse, I guess.

I’m thinking about it because I got a landscaping job. Third real job of my whole life.

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