My shoulder hurts. It twitches sometimes. I think the twitch starts in my brain.
I own the hot dog cart on Shelby and Guinevere.
Ain’t the best spot in town, but it’s my spot, people know me, like me-if they don’t, Jefferson is a block away and there’s three carts over there -and I mostly like them.
23 years I been here.
22 of em I put mustard on your dog for you, with a wooden spatula.
Scoop and slap.
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