Mute the Pterodactyl
Disagreements
No one really knows what a pterodactyl sounded like.
For all we really know, they could have been mute.
Melanie Fertz was fighting, really fighting, over pterodactyl noises.
In a parking lot, with witnesses.
Melanie started the fight, caused the scene, but in the one of those weird dust devils of fate, fortune and timing, Melanie wouldn’t really be remembered for it.
Reilly Curlan was the pterodactyl.
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