Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal

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Sep 03, 2024
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Neither of them could remember how exactly the dare started, though it likely bounced off another dare and landed in the refrigerator.

They each took a gulp of spoiled milk.

First one to puke lost.

Where it got crazy was that they wanted to…(well… agreed upon rather than actual desire) try to empty the already spoiled gallon, which got worse as the days progressed.

On day four Petey retched the chunky gray liquid in the hallway, and Bowden ripped into him for not just letting it go on the kitchen linoleum where it would be easier to clean up before mom got home from Clowsynth Medical, America’s Premier Manufacturer of Hermetic Sealants. 

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