The DUI came at 79.
Most of Jonathan's friends were dead, the ones still breathing not driving.
Prosecutor up for reelection, he got hit with the whole buffet…urinalysis, suspended license, all of it.
Jonathan started a lengthy letter to the editor about the harshness of penalties for having a few.
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