Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal

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They didn’t bother with Bibles in hotel rooms anymore, whoever they were. Gideons? 

Had Declan ever met a Gideon? 

He shot a Jehovah’s Witness once. Felt bad for like a day.

His cat was eating tuna, happily, and Declan had taken photos of the “No Pets” sign from the office.

Murph wrapped the blow in socks, then inside a goddamn cola can.

Hahaha, Murph. The I…

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