The line for autographs was a mile long, ninety-eight percent female, one hundred percent under the age of twenty.
Jonny Z Twelve Thousand signed Johnny Z Twelve Thousand on every shirt, record, and live DVD, maintaining eye contact for the first two hours until his neck hurt. After, he took the item, signed, handing it back with a half-smile.
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