I started feeling pale.
Not that I had some kinda hardon for maintaining a tan, but I felt like I had been inside, exclusively, for months.
Mickey Laglo got a DUI last night, which was no shock, but I felt like if he was at Gonston Grove he could have just slept it off there or stumbled home.
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