Phenobarbershop Quartet
Relationships: Consecutive Substack Story 1085
Kara came over to my two bedroom gerbil mausoleum to play strip Contempt of Court while her husband pleasures himself to another NASDAQ rally and drinks shitty gin that my buddies and I distilled and branded under the name of a tattoo artist who made a career off drawing one halfway cool shark.
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