Hangovers aren't born, they're earned, and Wallace Dobman wrote poetry about both his hangovers, drunkenness, and the things he suffered that made him wish to be drunk.
He did things to mitigate his hangovers,like drinking enough water to make a marathoner piss out of their tear ducts, but wrote no poems about said mitigation.
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