You can buy the best acetylene torch in the world and it’s still nearly impossible to sculpt a likeness of Gina Gershon out of discarded license plates, though that didn’t mean Hoyt Walling wasn’t gonna burn himself trying.
Laney was pregnant, having a few contractions and demanded French Toast, so Hoyt hung up the torch halfway through cutting off the DIE in New Hampshire’s Live Free or Die, and went out to the store, hoping to find some French bread that wasn’t out of their price range.
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