The swirl in the hummus looks like madness, like someone didn’t like their job of putting hummus in the container.
I make it more even with the stale pita bread, a tighter circle.
Now it looks more like a hurricane in the overhead pictures on the Weather Channel.
Are those pictures from planes or from satellites?
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