The writer guy rubbed his finger in the donut frosting on his handlebar mustache, ate the frosting from his finger in a manner that suggested similar things had been in his mouth and said: “We open with you staring down the barrel of a gun.”
Steven Fradder nodded yes, because that was polite, but said “I’ve never stared down the barrel of a gun. Ever.”
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