Should Have Stayed a Virgo

Flash Fiction

Killoran’s titanium ankle could have told you it was gonna thunderstorm half a day before it did.

Newbies at the towing company believed his story about shattering it in the wrestling ring, and he had told the story so many times sometimes even he forgot that he snapped it trying to breakdance to impress a waitress at his first wedding.

Killoran almost di…