Oscar Gandly sits in the nicest car he’s ever owned, hating himself.
If you asked Oscar Gandly what he did for a living, he’d tell you he was in marketing, then he’d probably change the subject.
If you complimented him on his physique, he’d tell you he played a little Division II football, which was true, and then he’d change the subject.
Oscar got a call from his cousin three years ago.
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