The Gableton Riders
Rules and Knowledge
You couldn’t survive in the Gableton Riders if you went to BriarBrooke Galleria.
Not even the movies, nope. Ride your bike up to Dolland and go to the Cinema Quadplex.
We got rules.
Your mom drag you to BriarBrooke for school shoes?
Get lost, turn in your patch, don’t talk to us outside the gym.
We got a list of rules, and a rad patch, and Bryan Kittler is one of us, and he’s ranked 8th for BMX in the state.
You couldn’t fuck with us.
BriarBrooke is for people who liked Italian designers and food you can’t pronounce and wine strolls and fuck that.
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