Questioning one’s life choices is always hard, especially when you’ve legally changed your name to Cushman Marsupial, your drummer and bass player changed the name of your new record from Cock Musings to Freon Huffing Disaster, and none of the women you are attracted to find the ironic Ronald Reagan tattoo on your neck particularly ironic or humorous, though one prostitute thought it was a computer-aged Adam Driver.
Cushman adjusted his Donald Duck tie, forgetting he had rigged it to make Donald Duck noises.
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