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I quit doing cocaine because one night, zeeking like I was trying to watch a Kung Fu film trilogy in one eyeball projected on the wall by the other eyeball, I realized that if I died no one else knew how to make my cat French Toast the way he likes it.

Now I spend time remixing woman on woman cunnilingus videos except I remove the natural audio track and mix in small loops of Geddy Lee from Rush hitting the high notes in a live version of Fly by Night and I just got an arts grant and relapsed.

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(This is fiction, I promise it’s not autobiographical and I didn’t relapse).

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