Lori called her sister.
“Deb, I know you always bring fruit salad to our Fourth of July barbecue, and it’s truly lovely, but can you bring New York Strips, or bratwurst, or anything meaty? Something that used to gallop, I don’t care.”
“Ooohkay, sure, I can do that but…”
“But you wanna know why.”
Deb said “Damn right I do. Kinda weird for the host not to pro…
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