Upper Slabban hasn’t changed much since 1972, when every single resident voted for Richard Nixon, the annual Deviled Egg contest got changed to Delightful Egg because Pastor Karsaman found the original name a bit blasphemous and there's still no Lower Slabban.
This week, Upper Slabban saw a few ripples in their notoriously tranquil pond of a town.
Lou Clavitz’s son Lou Junior painted over the sign on the family plumbing business that said “Satisfaction Guaranteed.”
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