The elm tree came down like the statue of a third world dictator, and took out the corner of Don Pappas’s house.
Missed the headboard of Don’s bed by inches, missed Don’s head by two feet.
The Rachtor County Volunteer Fire Department showed up, as did a few Bigfoot hunters who had nothing better to do.
The ladies down the s…
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