Urine and Cronuts
Art: Consecutive Substack Story 1075
Piss was splashing against the wall of the Crucial Cronuts and Mark Marquardt’s head was on a swivel, looking for cops.
Public urination is a sex offense and if you don’t have a good lawyer you wind up on the registry.
Mark saw a small figure near a dumpster behind Jax Haircuts for Lesbians and Selected Allies.
He hoped it was a dog, because he always wanted to adopt an alley dog, get bit and sue his landlord.
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