The park across from public school 519, New York, New York, had a slide when Alfred Gombel was a kid, A slide they would force other kids to go down.
One might think it odd that kids would be forced to go down a slide, rather than choose to do so, but this slide, hastily constructed as a 1979 Public Works general strike vote was being conducted, had a weld so furiously bad that it would lacerate a hand, an elbow, a butt cheek.
1 out of every 3 kids who slid down the slide wound up bleeding in some way.
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Jimmy Doom's Roulette Weal to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.