D’Varian’s Coney, Open 24 Hours, Worl Famous Chili Fries closes at Midnight on Mondays because Anton D’Varian has to take his daughter to school on Tuesdays, his ex-wife has therapy in New Baltimore.
Bobby Gjunboedel works the drive thru, and has a theory that someone threw a rock through the D in World on a Monday after midnight, pissed off that they were closed.
Bobby eats nothing but D’Varian’s food, because he lives alone and doesn’t ever feel like cooking. He’s put on 110 lbs since his twenties, and his eyesight is going, so he wears these weird designer knockoff frames and tends to look a bit cartoonish.
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